Symptoms of playing too much DooM

[Darkhaven3]

When someone says, "You are playing too much DooM,"
You can correct them, depending on if they are right or wrong.

SYMPTOM : Blind
ACTION : Stop playing JDoom at 320x200

SYMPTOM : Everyone looks like cyberdemons
ACTION : Stop skipping to Map32

SYMPTOM : Dark outside
ACTION : Set an alarm clock or something

SYMPTOM : Deaf
ACTION : Stop listening to MIDI Music

SYMPTOM : Hunger
ACTION : Stop playing DooM altogether

SYMPTOM : Dillusions, "320x200 vision"
ACTION : Play map30 in JDoom at 320x200

[WeirdKid]

I used to feel like that. Just kidding!

[doom]

I feel like that all the time .......